My Wife and My Dead Wife ~ Or ~ Married! Buried! Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah... Sweetly sinister and delightfully dreary, this Corpse Bride lives large. BY GREGORY WEINKAUF
The finest movie of the year has arrived, and it is Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride. Trust me on this. I’ve been reflecting upon it with sheer delight, and I can’t wait to see it again. Yes, yes, I know: The Important and Socially Significant Films will all crash-land in December; and But this Cool Indie rules; and Hey, you’re forgetting about Epic Franchise Spectacular and/or Elder Star’s Return to Form and/or Arthouse Favourite. All good, all good. Don’t mean to be presumptuous. I’m just saying that this bold, brilliant, beautiful work of art is at once otherworldly and instantly accessible, wildly entertaining and profoundly touching, deceptively simple and satisfyingly rich. It is rare indeed to behold this much talent elegantly packed into one production, thus, while it will require no award-validation to claim its place as a lasting classic for any and all, Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride is a serious contender for ‘Best Picture.’ Or, at least, in a just world, it should be. Yes, really.
Prior to this writing, I had all this critical mumbo-jumbo planned out -- cynical jokes about Hot Topic marketing schemes; and Edward Gorey, Theodor Geisel, Arthur Rankin, Jr. and Jules Bass rising from their graves to demand their royalty checks; and yet another recitation of The Burtonian Theme (that’d be, “Awkward and Artistic Outsider struggles to harmonize with Oppressive Status Quo, resulting in Evolved Understanding of Conflict”) -- but that’s all blown to hell by sheer admiration and appreciation. I live in the same stupid, ugly, violent world you do, and in the midst of it, some wonderfully talented people just told me an exciting and gloriously enchanting story.
Behold the critic, very pleased.
However, while I’ve been avidly anticipating the arrival of this project for a couple of years, a little primer may help those with more (or less) than fairy tales on their minds. Remember Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas? Of course you do! Because every time a girl from a lower-income family (if, indeed, any family) flounces off the bus in front of you, you’ll likely see an image of one of those weird characters emblazoned on her backpack or jeans, or tattooed on her flesh. That stop-motion animated classic has touched the hearts (and bones) of millions (my talking Jack Skellington doll still talks and cackles, twelve years later), because it digs into oogie (boogie?) themes of alienation and crises of identity, bigotry, cross-cultural pollination, territoriality, professional oppression, romantic confusion and satisfaction, and the essential, universal need for creative expression -- beyond rules and beyond reason. The Burtonian Theme is very strong there (as it is in all projects Burton, from Pee-Wee to Beetlejuice to Batman -- especially the fascinating Batman Returns -- to Edward Scissorhands to Ed Wood to James and the Giant Peach to Mars Attacks! to Sleepy Hollow to Big Fish to this year’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory; that wretched Planet of the Apes remake being the sole clinker), and yet here, with Corpse Bride, co-directors Mike Johnson (a big round of applause and acknowledgment!) and Burton deliver a mesmerizing evolution of technique and storytelling prowess. Nightmare was superb, but excessively cartoony in its characterization, a bit too garish for its own good. Corpse Bride offers up all the familiar Burton elements -- the modern- “Gothic” swirls, the wintry wonder, the pseudo-Expressionistic flourishes, the soaring Danny Elfman choruses and funky Danny Elfman show-tunes, the overall dreaminess that feels so good it’s almost embarrassing -- only now every piece is beautifully balanced for an utterly dazzling experience.
Discerning Entertainment Consumers may wish to consider: For the same money, you can either purchase one lousy seat to see "The Rolling Bones," or you can watch Corpse Bride fifty times (or twenty-five times with a date).
If you aren’t currently living in an area devastated by American bombs or American storms, you’re probably familiar with this movie already, from its trailers and expansive ad-campaign, however I do encourage you to look away, since most of the very best moments are actually diced up (as usual) into the trailers. See the movie “cold,” and you’ll enjoy it best. Afterward, however, for those who still have a functional DSL box or cable modem (or electricity), I strongly recommend the movie’s official website (http://corpsebridemovie.warnerbros.com) -- not my usual practice, but it’s such an impressive use of resources that it deserves mention.
Our story here is simple, yet not, and quite universal in its appeal: In a gorgeously grey, Victorian European netherworld, two pairs of hellishly unpleasant parents decide to marry off their surprisingly pleasant offspring in (foolish) hopes of profiting from the arrangement, but when the nervous groom flubs the wedding rehearsal and flees to the dark forest to practice, he accidentally exchanges vows with a total honey of a dead woman buried mostly in the snow, thus wreaking havoc in said dead honey’s zany realm of the (dancing) deceased, as well as in his own land of the (marginally) living. Major social upheaval: As below, so above. Thereafter, a great gaggle of supporting characters also have their worlds turned upside-down, as the year’s most unique lover’s triangle (one-third rotting) sets about tilling the freshly-dug graves of their emotions to discover exactly who belongs with whom. Not since Blithe Spirit have I so savoured a movie about dead lovers.
And talk about talent! Whoo! Since I am afforded the opportunity to be as outrageously self-indulgent as I please (a luxury previously limited only to editorially-coddled wussies), I simply must say, darling, that Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride features what is pretty much my Ultimate Dream Ensemble: In the leads we’ve got wonderfully vibrant performances from nouveau-mainstream superstars Johnny Depp and “Tim Burton’s Helena Bonham Carter,” and in supporting roles -- could this be true? -- we’ve got top-drawer thesps Joanna Lumley, Jane Horrocks, Albert Finney, Tracey Ullman, Michael Gough and Emily Watson. Then there’s fine talent in the form of Enn Reitel, Stephen Ballantyne, Paul Whitehouse, Deep Roy, and Danny Elfman (doing that “Devil-Emcee” thing he’s been doing ever since his brother Richard’s cult sensation The Forbidden Zone a quarter-century ago -- only now on hyperdrive). And then -- and-and-and- and-and then -- we’ve got Gregory’s Two Favourite Actors in the Universe: Richard E. Grant and Christopher Lee, both in appropriately heavy roles, and both in unmistakably rich, grin-inducing voice. Oh yes, everybody mentioned appears here only in voice, as the movie is, you know, animated -- but such fine voices have they all, and these freaky globs of plastic actually deliver emotion as well (or better) than many human actors it has long been my pleasure and chore to observe and appraise (right down to the silicone tears, or whatever they’re using these days).
Based on a Russian folktale (delivered to Burton by recently-deceased animator-actor-artisan Joe Ranft, to whom the film is dedicated), Corpse Bride employs easily recognized archetypes to tell its deceptively simple story. The impending nuptials between winsome Victor (Depp, dapper and delightful, even as a puppet) and his insta-betrothed, the virginal Victoria (Watson), have been arranged by his crass (but wealthy) fishmonger parents the Van Dorts (Ullman and Whitehouse) and her cash-poor aristocratic forebears the Everglots (Lumley and Finney, quite hilarious but among the very worst potential in-laws ever conceived). While Victoria is chastised for wearing her corset loose enough to speak without gasping, she still manages to deliver an obvious but incredibly touching sentiment: “Since I was a child, I dreamt of my wedding day. I’ve always dreamt I would find someone I was deeply in love with, someone I could spend the rest of my life with…Silly, isn’t it?” (Aw...) Meanwhile, although they’ve just met, Victor struggles, as men do, with the poetry of his impending vows: “Your cup will never be empty, for I shall be your wine.” (Take that, CG ogres of the world.) Although everyone will “get” this, and kids from pre-teens up will be very entertained by all the attending pageantry and generous array of sight-gags (some grisly, some sweet, some both), this simply isn't your standard, goofy, animated fare. The leads aren't even opposed to one another, so much as caught in a rather rare situation without much precedent, emotional or legal. It’s really very forthright, very bold.
A couple of Elders also prove vital to the tale, thus we meet the booming, creepy Pastor Galswells (Christopher Lee, Hallelujah!) -- a dubious priest; quelle surprise! -- and, a bit later, in the much more lively Land of the Dead, we encounter Elder Gutknecht (Gough), a stooped skeleton whose magical trafficking between the worlds isn’t exactly consistent (that Ukranian haunting spell is a doozie), but all is forgiven when he belches through the crack in his skull. Ranking socially a bit beneath these patriarchs, we also meet the sneering Lord Barkis (Grant, playing villainy to the hilt), whose romantic inclinations stray very far from those of his namesake in Dickens, and the jivey, scattin’ Bonejangles (Elfman, always one millimeter away from becoming Satan), the one-eyed showman of the Underworld and helpful narrator of The Story Thus Far. (View with care his big number, “Remains of the Day” – “When she opened her eyes, she was dead as dust; Her jewels were missing and her life was bust” -- and you’ll glimpse in the shadows a gratifying bit of foreshadowing.)
Our heroine, though -- she’s where it’s at. Voiced by Bonham Carter but looking remarkably like a pallid, blue version of Burton’s ex-Significant Other, Lisa Marie (albeit with exposed bones sticking out and a gaping hole in her cheek), this eponymous Corpse Bride is only scary a couple of times (during her introduction and some burning anger later on), and instead proves remarkably touching -- the rag-doll waif “Sally” from Nightmare elaborated and intensified (with a tragic backstory of which I could have enjoyed more). So many emotionally-charged impulses are channeled through this character -- in her lust for life, her yielding to death, her clinging to Victor, her envy toward Victoria, and most of all her guileless drive toward Beauty -- that something deep and mythic is stirred. Oh, of course, she’s a puppet, and she’s cute as a button and a buxom babe to boot, but her essence -- the Feminine cheated out of Life -- touches upon primal and almost overwhelming themes. In a showdown between Tori Amos and the Corpse Bride, I’d bet on the dead, tall one (who also happens to play piano like a dream).
The creators of Corpse Bride (including screenwriters John August, Pamela Pettler and Caroline Thompson, all Burton cronies) may or may not have been cognizant of luring a Pretentious Writer to divine Deep Meaning in their Populist Entertainment, but they nailed it all the same. Well met! Me like! Then comes the plentiful filigree, including the splendid supporting characters (Ballantyne as a crazy French headwaiter -- yes, the pun is duly utilised, Ullman doubling as a humble housemaid who's nearly human), the charming grace-notes (the sweet-tempered Black Widow voiced by Horrocks enjoys making clothes, the Town Crier voiced by Reitel crosses the auditory threshold of pain), plus the grimly magnificent bits of business (often having to do with the Corpse Bride literally falling apart in the midst of dancing or tickling the ivories). I dug Mayhew the coachman, the bizarre denizens of the Land of the Dead, all of it, really. Near the end, some surprises await the living community which can only be described as glorious -- I loved it. There is, admittedly, too much of Reitel as the Maggot, a cross between Jiminy Cricket and Peter Lorre who knows what’s on the Corpse Bride’s mind (because he’s been sitting in it), but some may find his grotesquerie amusing.
Apart from the Maggot’s campy intrusiveness (the rest of the tale is told straight), my sole complaint involves the romance itself -- specifically why it blossoms so outrageously quickly for the three leads, and how it eventually comes to fruition. It works, and the tale offers a suitably moral edge, but I’m not entirely convinced that Victor’s choices will succeed, nor that a bunch of moths at the end can match the enigmatic but beautiful butterfly at the beginning.
Speaking of which, the design of Corpse Bride from the first frame of the opening credits to the final shot of the full moon is sumptuous beyond compare. Hats off to Alex McDowell for the inspired architecture (above and below), the enchanted forest, the lot. And to cinematographer Pete Kozachik for bringing this stop-motion art-form into a revised manifestation for the new millennium. An entire feature created via digital still-cameras and Final Cut Pro: Who ever would have thought? We’ve seen a lot of these elements before, but never like this.
One could also point out the many additional similarities to prior works by this extended family, given that The Land of the Dead in many, many ways mirrors the aforementioned Forbidden Zone (minus thrust-crazy tuxedoed frog; probably better for business without), and that the “Wedding Song” essentially echoes “Making Christmas” from Nightmare (Why, those zany Outsiders, always tryin’ to fit in!), but one of the most impressive aspects of Corpse Bride -- which is likely to be ignored for a while -- is that it is general enough to perceive in it whatever connections strike your fancy. As with the best fairy tales, it offers both a straightforward universality and an openness to interpretation. And like the best romances, no matter how weird or complicated, it never loses sight of the simple, direct power of the heart (even one which is no longer beating).
Quoth Bonejangles, “You don’t need much when you’re really in love.”
Indeed.
Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride Entertainment Value: 13/13 Style: 13/13 Philosophical Insight: 11/13